Buddhist; The Skurai Way
 

Let us be reborn. To the realm of the Devas, Zelaron!

To be reborn, one must die.

Hopefully something goes wrong before your resurrection.

The thing is. I generally live a pretty "good guy" life. I don't antagonize, and if I do, it's all fun-and-games. I donate and generally care for people. If I'm right, I should at the very least come back as human.

How do you even know that is how it works? Maybe the "good" guys come back as lesser beings and the "bad" guys come back as greater beings. That would probably harmonize better with nature anyway.

Because Jesus told me so.