The Ancient Web
 

What did people use before Google/Yahoo/Ask(/Jeeves)/Bing and so on? Like, how did you search the web? Dark web, deep web? I'm curious about old websites, and what's lurking out there, in this infinite abyss.

http://i.imgur.com/H5e55.jpg
Hello I'm Tilda Swinton.

G-... Gabriel? :weird:

Before sites like Lycos, BBs and Usenet were popular.

I cant remember that far back. I do remember using Russian search engines to circumvent AOL parental controls to find porn on the internet. Stupid AOL didn't know russian > : )

I remember the golden days of discovering the internet. Using Lycos image search to fap at images.

I remember..... I played runescape back then, that was pretty much all I used the internet for.

http://i.imgur.com/RJ8t7.jpg
I played a character named Gabriel. But I am Tilda Swinton, androgynous person extraordinaire.

altavista.com :D

http://i.imgur.com/4EP9z.jpg
No way!

Did I just get trolled?

http://i.imgur.com/V3foC.jpg
Troll? No one here trolls. Except for Tilda Swinton.

Is Tilda Swinton The Matrix?

http://i.imgur.com/HLEGc.jpg
You can't be serious.

I am.
I ask for the Ancient Web, and she is what appears. What else could she be, than the Angel of the Internet, here to guild me to the Ancient ways?
I see now.
Kagom, prophet of the Web, bringing me the true guide. A guide to the guide to the guide.
Like the Raven all you say is "Tilda Swinton", as if it were "Nevermore", yet I understand, unlike Poe's narrator. Lenore I search for, not, as I yearn for the very spirit Tilda represents.
Tilda, guide me to this godly Ancient Web.
Bring it to me, and me to it.
O glorious Tilda Swinton! O glorious KagomJack!
The beauty if the Ancient Web! I see it, now! The beauty is here! Zelaron is the Web incarnate, this gorgeous land!
Gorgeous...
Gorgeous Zelaron. Tilda Swinton has shown me the truth. I shall never leave. Never, ever, ever. Ah~

http://i.imgur.com/a0U4r.jpg
That was so retarded you made me screw up my make up.

Here's some help.

http://i.imgur.com/H5e55.jpg
Hello, I'm Tilda Swinton.

Tilda, why didn't Ron Paul win?
In fact, why haven't I heard from Ron Paul in a few months???