Should we require all lobsters to wear mittens?
 

Should we? and if so why? or why not

no, handling them is half the fun

Next time you've been up all night playing video games and basically goofing around with your friends, when you hit that point of absolute delirium take a trip down to your local Albertsons. Make a beeline for the lobster tank and proceed to watch the sons of bitches "fight". regardless of how ridiculous it sounds, it's actually pretty amusing when you're working on 20 hours of sleep deprivation.

lobster? mittens??? where is my fucking dictionary!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:O)

rofl

We should require penguins to wear mittens.. I mean, it gets pretty cold where they are, we don't want everyone getting the flu.

But what's really cool is when you've been up for 72 hours straight and you start to hallucenate ;) >) :O)

Yeah, the last time (well...really the ONLY time my friends and I have ever done it) we all named our favorite lobster and were damn near shrieking at them to kill their opponents. I was backing my good friend "Bonesaw".

In my case I go to Red Lobster for lobster.

Me too

Ditto.

they should be outfitted with butter ducts, so I dont have to dip them in the melted butter, theyd butter themselves

hmm...butter ducts eh...

yes, yes thats what I said....and fish should secrete cocktail sauce....hot

what about knit scarves and hats?