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JohnnyTAE

2002-09-12 03:20 PM

Worlds Most Advanced Toilet

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Apparently, the center also contains a prototype of the world's most advanced toilet. We don't have a picture handy, but in addition to coming equipped with all the automated washing and heating gizmos a Japanese businessman could want, this puppy also analyzes your urine and reports problems to a doctor via the internet! Now that's convenience! If at all possible, we'll have a stool test shortly! The Panasonic Center opens to the public on 9/14.

http://insidermedia.ign.com/insider/..._panasonic.jpg
The Building it is located in

Hope who ever uses it also doesn't get checked for drugs :eek:

Jamesadin

2002-09-12 04:42 PM

That would be cool

But how is that a conspiricy?

Raziel

2002-09-12 05:26 PM

The conspiracy part is that the Keebler Elves are the ones maintaining and monitoring the "Super Toilet".

Jamesadin

2002-09-12 05:33 PM

Oh dear lord! Run for the hills!

Raziel

2002-09-12 05:54 PM

Those Elves are fucking evil. Just like the Carebears.

JohnnyTAE

2002-09-12 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Jamesadin
That would be cool

But how is that a conspiricy?

just another way to keep track of the ppl, plus I think the government may use it in sick and twisted ways :eek:

Wiccan][V][asta

2002-09-12 09:30 PM

Hell, if the government wants to see my bum, so be it... I can't gaurentee anything pretty... lol

Sum Yung Guy

2002-09-12 09:54 PM

Thats in Japan right?

JohnnyTAE

2002-09-12 09:56 PM

yeah it is, Lol wiccan

tacoX

2002-09-13 07:08 AM

I think that alot of people would not want their urine samples sent to their docter... there may be some 'ILEAGAL SUFF' in there... lol.

But not mine of course.

Jamesadin

2002-09-13 07:33 AM

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Originally posted by JohnnyTAE

just another way to keep track of the ppl, plus I think the government may use it in sick and twisted ways :eek:

Actaually its kinda sick having my doctor know whats in my crap and urine every day.

Raziel

2002-09-13 03:47 PM

"Ooh, been eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch lately, James?"

BlueCube

2002-09-13 05:19 PM

I bet people are flocking to this testing center. Hyper Toilet is super kicky cool!

Wiccan][V][asta

2002-09-13 05:24 PM

I want a shit analyzing toilet!

Sirpullido

2002-09-13 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueCube
I bet people are flocking to this testing center. Hyper Toilet is super kicky cool!

Oh yeah let's all run to shit in an ultra modern toilet that can clean up ur ass while u play gameboy!!!!!!!! LOL, ur right, it's super kicky cool

JohnnyTAE

2002-09-14 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by Raziel
"Ooh, been eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch lately, Johnny?"

they don't need the advanced toilet just hire raziel he is physchic
I just barely ate a bowl

Sum Yung Guy

2002-09-14 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE

they don't need the advanced toilet just hire raziel he is physchic
I just barely ate a bowl

:eek: me too

EX-Mania

2002-09-18 01:47 PM

I bet one day they will fit little cameras in some toilets, and have them take picture via sencor and urine / poo splashing noises, and the pictures/movies will be sent to some site via internet called www.voyeurtoiletcamera.com

Wiccan][V][asta

2002-09-18 08:17 PM

Nothing like seeing me shit a big smelly one... perhaps by then they will have smell censors that can reproduce the smell... I feel sorry for those who view my video... :)

Raziel

2002-09-19 02:33 AM

SYG and Johnny, are you two serious? Damn...I'm good!

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