Would you like to work for 2Advanced Studios?
 

"We are seeking an individual with exception programming skills in Macromedia Flash MX (ActionScripting), Microsoft Visual Studio (C#, C++ and Visual Basic), PHP, Java, Javascript, Macromedia ColdFusion, Perl, and MivaScript. Experience with the following advanced web technologies is critical; JSP, EJB, JDBC, SOAP, WAP, SGML, XML, XSL/XSLT, CSS, DHTML and WML. Database design and normalization for the web with Microsoft SQL Server, Oracle 9i, MySQL, PostgreSQL and Borland InterBase is a must. Position also requires a minimum of a BS or BA in a related field or equivalent industry work experience. HTML, with Macromedia Dreamweaver, Adobe PhotoShop, Erain Swift3D, Macromedia Flash MX, Adobe Illustrator and Macromedia Freehand is a must. Candidate must meet ALL of the above criteria for consideration. Salary commensurate depending upon experience. Please submit your resume by e-mail ONLY to [email protected]. NO CALLS PLEASE."

My estimate would be that it would take around 40 years to perfect all of those things, and I doubt that any of that existed that long ago, so it's a catch 22 situation of its own kind. There's just no way to get the job. :)

yeah they keep sending me emails asking me to join but you know im just so busy lately making Zell pyramids.

Haha...no one on any popular board is good enough at flash for 2A. Forget it Chruser...

good grief why dont they just ask that you can part the ocean while they're at it

Lol...

What kind of fucked up idiot shit face would work for that little ass site

If you were that advanced, you would be working for 'larger' companys making logos and sites freelance... Not 2advanced studios were you get paid what, 16,000 a year? Wow.

They most likely charge around $12K for a site without too much, if any, database work.

so they get big money?

They're all likely to die soon anyway, since they must all be around 60-70 with the skillset required for a job there.

shit its cold

Don't spam! :O) :O) :O)

lol, spam, but funny out of the blue spam

lol that is just gay... all those skills? you'll be working at a better place than that