What the hell, this is like a story on Lifetime. I dont know how you ended up with her cousin, thats like rediculous.

Usually I can think my way out of any situation but this is a big load of jeebus and I can't think of a single thing to help you out here, but you should stop doing the red, capiche?


ARGH READING IT OVER AGAIN ITS JUST MAKING MY HEAD HURT MORE KIDA PASS THE JACK DANIELS