Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said " STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!!

Yo momma so fat when God said let there be light he told her to move