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Posted 2002-12-23, 09:31 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "How do you kill a phoenix?"
well see now whatcha do is. . . . .

1. beg your mom for 30 dollars

2. run your ass to targets/kmarts**(only if your desperate)

3. by the SuperSoaker 3500 *Tm*

4. run back home fill the gun up with water*(tell your mom your going to pull party etc.etc)

5. run over to phoenix*(eh......dont ask for directions kthx)

6. pump the gun up real-real fast, till the gauge is high and it hurts your arms to pump it*(eh your comp people know what i mean by pumping the gun ;P)

7. aim at the phoenix

8.press and hold onto the trigger

9. wait for the fiery beast of god to fall to the ground

10. rince&repeat for killing those pesky demons of heaven/hell

11. go down to McDonalds *Tm*

12.order a double cheeseburger

13. go home pump the gun to denise richard *Tm* pictures

14. if your a women or a dumbass or a loser skip number 14 kthnx

15. tell that hot peice at school your Sutter the beast slayer

16. keep telling the girl *(oops dont wanna call a peice by a real title)

18. damn forgot 17

17. act like your her friend

19. get laid *Tm* (or get a bj'er)

20. whoopie fucking doo
look what you've done you've saved the world, wacked, AND got laid by a women, a REAL PEICE!! *

if you didn't do what i said..
looks like it'll be just you and hAngela tonight
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