Well, tell you what? Maybe 'Something Fun' would review this one, too and give the game a perfect score. You can't trust those website, and you don't expect to hear good thing from "Something Awful", do you?

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First Step: Find your cousin.
Second Step: Get your cousin in the cannon.
Third Step: Find another cousin.
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