...and that's the only time you'll ever see me use 1337, if I can help it.

And now, for a brief, useless informative FAQ:

Q: Is that your real name?
A: Dakota Red Cloud is my real name.

Q: Are you one of them, uhh...Indians?
A: Yes.

Q: Why do you go to gaming forums? You're obviously a lamer with no life!
A: I work unpredictable shifts for tech support and have nothing else to do.

Oops, time to split!