Dream update (last night):

I was dreaming that the gravity on the earth was set to low, and i could jump really high. At the same time the government was exploding tons of TNT outside my house...it was like being in an amusement park ride...

In the dream, the shockwave from the TNT created fun G-forces against my body, which were fun (as in a roller coaster). They also rippled the walls and floor and stuff. Meanwhile my parents were complaining of all the noise...and the power outages it caused.

In my dream i was pretending i was some DBZ character powering up and causing all the mass shaking...that was fun.

Now in real life physics, the TNT would have blown my house apart, as well as killed me...but in my dream it was fun.

EDIT: 80% of the time i can have lucid dreams at will...but 99% of the time i choose not to...the story is far too exciting.