Vanishing Shrubbery of Spamming

2 - 34 Damage
Hit blinds target
GIVE ITEM!
GIVE ITEM!
GIVE ITEM!

Happily Naked Slime of Cow Runs

16 - 32 Damage
Hit causes monsters to cat call
60% chance monsters will laugh
GET LEG NOW!
GET LEG NOW!
GET LEG NOW!
MAKE PORTAL!
MAKE PORTAL!
MAKE PORTAL!

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