I can't remember for the life of me if this has been done or not, but I don't give a crap.

If there was a Zelaron Movie, who would play your character?

The part of "Raziel" would be played by the always awesome Stephen Dorff. One, because he's short, like me. Two, because he's a metalhead, like me. Three, because Joe Peschi is too damned old to play me.