Thread: Diablo 3 item generator
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Posted 2003-06-13, 03:02 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"
Holy Stomper
Buttplug
1 - 2 Damage
Item belongs to Godslyer
We ran out of ideas
Item tries to seak counciling
Hit causes monsters to slit their wrists
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Fire Gnome
Nipple Clamp
16 - 32 Damage
Item belongs to Godslyer
We ran out of ideas
ITEM DOES NOT EXIST
Hit causes monsters to be aroused
Last edited by platnum; 2003-06-13 at 03:12 PM.
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