yo its not my 1st time but this is my 1st time bein this drunk. serioulsyt i had a 5th of brandy and 1 4th of pep schnaps. im tryin to act cool but i have never ever been this drunk b4. ummmm ok im out. no wwtf did u all do today on the 4th??

Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That, is when the world will end.