From Futurama,

"I will never forget you...(In computer voice)memory deleted..." -Fry's Lucy Liu-bot

From The Simpsons,

"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ" -Bart

From Invader Zim,

(Zim's robot dad's arm flies off) Oh, don't worry about that, my father lost his arm in the....THE WAR" -Zim

Flame me.

My DeadJournal...you know you want to.

"War doesn't determine who is right, it determines who is left."