1. Whats grosser than a dumpster full of dead babies?
The one at the bottom is still alive, eats his way to freedom, and goes back for more.

2. Why do they boil water at child birth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.

3. Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow when intact to your miserable body.