1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy bear.

I like cuddling and sleeping with my girl, so I don't agree with this one.

5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody.

I hate this, and hate when it happens.

8. If you used a vibrator and let us watch it might be the greatest moment of our life.

I love that one, soooo true

15. If you are with us and you start to cry for any reason just get up and leave.

I don't agree with that, but c'mon now, that is fucking funny shit!

25. Never under any circumstance take a shit while you are around us or fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick.

Oddly enough, I don't agree with that one. I was comfortable enough around my last girlfriend that we would do this in fron of each other all the time. It is a natural thing, why be embarrassed?

28. Always remember that men are the superior sex and back in the day you had to ask us if you could speak.

Again, just funny.

29. If we're about to have sex and we decline because we don't have a rubber its not because we're scared we're gonna get you pregnant, its that we're scared we're gonna catch something from your dirty skank ass.

Don't agree, I'm not usually trying to get on skanks, so this isn't ever really an issue for me. Who doesn't ahve a rubber anyway at all times?

32. If we're doing it doggy style there is no reason to turn around and look at us, we're focused on your ass cheeks and that slapping sound.

Heh, I actually get turned on when they look back, so I disagree with this one too.

33. Blood stains on our bed sheets come off with cold water, so make sure you scrub them thoroughly before leaving.

Again, just fucking tacky and funny as hell!

35. If you let us donkey punch you we will owe you for life.

No, this is actually my favorite one!

39. Don't count on us saying we love you, its just not going to happen.

40. If for some reason we do say we love you its only because we want to have sex immediately after we say it.

I don't think these two go hand in hand, but 40, is actually true sometimes, unfortunately...

49. Guys don't have sex or make love, we fuck.

Agree, unless it's with someone I care about and we are in a relationship. Although, we still fuck too.

Ok, well, I just went through each one, and as you can see, if it is not here, I agree with it, even if it is my significant other. Of course I wouldn't say some of them if she wasn't confortable, and also if she doesn't agree with them I'm not gonna break up with her, this is just a preference.