I've uncovered a plot. A plot to destroy Earth. The four leaders of the operation are Chruser, WetWired, Xenn and Penguin. Moust of you probably know who these four men are. They are the Administrators of Zelaron. The four of them have begun the operation. According to my sources the plan is 46% complete. Each admin is stationed at a strategic pint to cause mayhem. Here are they're mission orders as well as their locations.

Chruser
Location: Sweeden
Mission: Obtain all funds in the Sweedish bank

Xenn
Location: Untied States
mission: infiltrate White House and steal the Football

Wetwired
Location: unknown
mission: unknown

Penguin
Location: Somewhere Cold
Mission: Melt the polar icecaps

According to a telephone conversation between Penguin and Chruser I've been able to determine that there is something causing a delay. I do not know yet what the "something" is.

We must take advantage of this delay! We must prepare to halt the destruction of Earth! We must save the world!