What's funnier than a dead baby?
| A dead baby in a clown costume! |
What's funnier than a dead baby?
| A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. |
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
| The dog plays with it more. |
What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
| Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples |
How do you make a dead baby float?
| Take your foot off of it's head. |
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
| When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. |
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
| Because they're hand made. |
What's brown and gurgles?
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
| A baby with a punctured lung. |
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
| Nail its other hand to the floor. |
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
| A baby playing in a plastic bag. |
How do you make a man pregnant?
| Stick a dead baby up his ass! |
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
| Stick a javelin through it's head. |
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
| Depends how hard you throw them. |
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
| A peeled baby in a bag of salt. |
What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
| A baby in a trash compactor. |
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
| One is legal to hit with an AX. |
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
How do you get them out again?
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
| Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. |
What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
| A baby shot through a snowblower. |
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
| So you can see the expression on its face! |