Okay, well that's just fine. The way you responded gave me the impression that you meant "hey, I wear the same pants for weeks on end, with my bare ass soiling the innards." Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

If I didn't live in Achin' Asshole, Wyoming I'd probably do the same. Thing is, wearing shorts during the winter up here means trugding through knee-deep snow with no protective layers. Frostbite isn't one of the items I'll be placing on my list to Santa this year.