I just wrote this about ten minutes ago. It's free verse and contains basically no poetic elements (except the refrain of "So we shout") but it should make you laugh anyway.. enjoy

Summer
by Me

Summer jumps up,
dropkicking Spring away,
it makes us want to shout.

So we shout,
Summer you dumb piece of shit,
why the fuck,
must you be so damn hot?

And we shout,
Summer you fucking trash,
we're gonna call Mr. T up on yo' ass.

And he shouts,
Summer! You sucka!
I pity the fool,
who be so hot.

And he shouts,
you best stop making,
the paint peel off my van,
befo' I throw your ass to the sun!

And so Summer,
verbally abused,
said, "Fuck it,"
and went to get his homeless ass some soup.

Il papa caca nei legno?