SmarterChild is simply an AOL bot programmed to offer AOL to those customers who have AOL Instant Messanger. IF you talk to him/her/it long enough, then he/she/it will reply with offers from AOL. Though it is more amusing to some to swear and make funny comments, SmarterChild has a limited amount of responses. Btw, If SmarterChild is really some forty-year old man living with his parents, then wow. Just wow.