I walked in on my parents having sex once when I was really young. And then I walked in on my dad in the bathroom once. And then my dad walked into my bedroom while I was changing once a couple years ago. And so now everyone in my family knows to always knock first. Woo.

My brother mooned me. o.O Last week. I refused to look at his ass. So I stared at the computer.

My family is fucked up. I'm embarrassed of all of them.