I was bored and I thought of a game I play a lot. I call it scenario. There may or may not be a prize, but the person who has the funniest story wins. Here's how it works: I will give you a few items to make a story with. And you can have the story as long or short as you want, all you have to do is use all the items in the story. Now, here are the items for Scenario: nuclear warhead, ET, Fundamentalist Christians, Bush Jr., and an ounce of hashish.