Thread: Lord of the Bong
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Posted 2003-12-13, 07:25 AM in reply to KagomJack's post "Lord of the Bong"
RoboticSilence said:
KagomJack said:
Exerpt: DILDO
So there I was, at the mercy of three
hot, oiled trolls, and they were arguing about how to screw us! Whether it be turned on a split,
or if they should sit in us one by one and
squash us into tenderized bobbit meat! They spent so much time arguing the whithertos and whyfors that the
first light of the sun crept up over the tops of the trees and turned them all to stone!

I just put this there becuase it has to do with an exerpt from the story.
This isn't from Lord of the Rings at all, it's from The Hobbit.
No, that was an exerpt from Lord of the Bong. I am still tweaking it up and all that.

Eddie, I know it isn't original. But I figured that since LOTR was a great success (and very kick-ass movie) I'd go and make the parody.
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