Well, I just got this weird idea to maybe get some laughs out of people. I have a Fantasy Football league at CBS Sportsline, and on it, all the people in your league can write up their own articles, post pictures, make captions, etc. Its a really neat idea, and I usually write up a few articles a week just to give everyone a laugh, and they all love it.

Well, during my last article, I kinda went over board on sexual innuendoes and ridiculously outlandlish comments about weird personal shit in our lives. That gave me a fun (hopefully) idea for everyone here.

I am going to make a list of odd words, and I want to see who can up with the most creative/funny/interesting sentence/short paragraph using all of them.

Here is the first list of words/phrases:

• Doused in Salad Dressing
  Bandit
  Snorting Mut
  Lust
  Genital Warts