The Bandit awoke one morning after sleeping with his girl, only to discover he had genital warts. In his lust, he did not check her for STDs prior to getting her doused in salad dressing (which is what he likes to call his man milk). If he hadn't been snorting mut on this cold January evening, this would never have happened.

But it did so he cut off his penis and testicles and started a forum.