Hey, I need some ideas on some catchy advertising phrases. Not really jingles, as the Title suggests, but something that makes people really think about advertising and how important it impacts everyday life.

Examples:

"Why do most people really watch the Superbowl?"

-Obviously, this is meant to ring a bell for, "Commercials", which will then have a shit load of commercial ads, etc. in a collage.


"How does an 18 year old make $100,000,000 without even playing 1 professional basketball game?"

-This is about LeBron James, and how his sponsorships and commercial ads got him that cash, before even stepping foot on the competitive floor.


"How do mere twins go from a Full House, to owning the world?"

-Alluding to Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen and their success after Full House.


Got any ideas? Much obliged.