ok... four guys are on a plane. A Polish guy, an English guy, a Mexican guy, and an American guy. The pilot says "Im sorry, the plane is too heavy, if we dont lose 3 people, we are all going to crash." So the Polish guy steps up and says "im gonna do this for my country" and jumps out. THe English guy says "Im also gonna do this for my country" and jumps out as well. Then, the American guy turns to the Mexican guy and says, "Im going to do this for our country," picks up the Mexican and tosses him out of the plane.