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Posted 2004-02-24, 09:22 PM
in reply to Titusfied's post starting ""The path of the righteous man is beset..."
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You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? - Dante Hicks
Dante Hicks: Theoretically, people see money on the counter, and no one around, they think they're being watched.
Veronica: Honesty through paranoia.
Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
Randal Graves: Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa.
Randal Graves: She'll get over fu**in' a dead guy. Sh**, my Mom's been fu**in' a dead guy for thirty years--I call him Dad.
Gwen Turner: He tried to screw me somewhere very uncomfortable once.
T.S. Quint: What like the back of a Volkswagen?
Brodie Bruce: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
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