Ask Google for much of it.

I wear clothes for utility's sake and for their longevity. I wear mostly black, sometimes gray or blue clothes. I don't like to stand out. Jeans and cotton t-shirts. I have a Transformers hat that I wear whenever I'm not sleeping, and it does its job in protecting my head and announcing one of my interets well. I am not a rebel without a cause.

- Where it's always 1995 (or so).