Yeah, but bees keep pulling that shit on me too. I've had two more nasty encounters with them over the last two days, so that's five times in five days. Yesterday I got in my car to go to breakfast again and there was one fucking waiting for me in the car.

By the way, after yesterday's encouter, I've come to realize that thse aren't bees that keep assaulting me. I hadn't previously taken the time to really examine the things considering that every time I see one, my perception is clouded with shock and hate. Yesterday, I got a good, close extended look at one, and it was far too big, far too long and far to heavily armored to be a bee. THEY'RE FUCKING WASPS!!!! I'm getting attacked by goddamned wasps!!