DIE.

You've killed a dude and got his +3 1.5 million Bich'Hwa as wall as his Dark Necklace worth a few hundred k. Then just yesterday or whatever you found a damn War Hammer off a Wyrm, which sells for 1 million in itself. There is something I'm forgetting I know... but oh well, point is you have luck beyond belief.

So this baby seal walks into a club.