Heh, I got a pretty amusing porn-related call one time. Kid goes crazy on his parents' account, downloading all kinds of shit to the family comp and then hides it all in a password-protected folder. His parents find out, and want to get rid of the shit, so they call us, thinking that we're responsible and owe them access to this kids' password! I got bitched at for over an hour for something that wasn't even related to their service!