Being reminded by something, I logged into my Yahoo account today.

You have 2784 unread messages:
Inbox(42), Bulk(2742)

That's nice, I thought to myself in italics. But instead of clicking empty on the bulk folder as I usually would, I decided to delve into the spam.. and laughed at what I saw.


Live Fun - SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Have you had your stripper today??

Well shit, I forgot to take mine this morning..


Ideal Eliminate - Eliminate the Christian way - no cost or obligation

What the hell is that even suggesting? Are they recruiting people to go redneck militia style on christians or what?


Lose Weight - I lost 30 pounds in 30 days on the 1 Day Diet!

That's D3v math right there..


Thrilling Offers - What's Your RealAge? Take the Quiz

Real fucking thrilling. I can go to a website over run with IE exploits and take a quiz to find out how old I am. Sounds like a plan.


Survey Scout - Your two cents is worth something

Duh.