Ah haha, amusing. Really. But you know what's sad? The only people to actually remember my birthday thus far are people on the internet, even though they had a reminder posted. Saaad.

Anyway, I'd like to hope I have a long life left yet. Hopefully full of lots of bratty children in the future.

(Almost) any form of stippers would be nice (I'd miss them), though it's doubtful I'll get one unless I strip for myself in front of a mirror. Speaking of which...no zagggon, you would not be present for that (nor for any other instance any other day of the year).

I'd get on more if I could, but I can't. No internet connection at home. So that's that.

Dog years is multiplied by 7, isn't it? So that would make me 140, me thinks.

So thanks everyone! Thanks for making me feel young and over-appreciated!