Randuin, what you mean worse than 9/11 fill me in? SOmething that I said or Geekstar? Or are youn talking about me? I don't know anymore. Oh well, more...

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I'll stick some jokes in, thought they were good, so added them to my verbial repertoire.

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Joke number 1:

A blonde and a brunette were sitting on their red settee in their flat watching the news. Neil Armstrong had just landed on the moon. The blonde looked at the brunette and said:

“We were first on the moon, not him.”
The brunette agreed.

“We were the first in space as well.”
The brunette agreed.

“And we’ll be the first on the Sun!”
“Er … we can’t do that. The Sun’s too hot,” said the brunette.

“Oh that doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “we’ll just go when it’s night time.”




Joke number 2:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a nice blonde and a fat woman were sharing a train compartment on a train. After a while the train went into a tunnel. WHACK! Someone had hit someone. When they came out of the tunnel, three people could see a slap mark on the Frenchman’s left cheek, and one certain Frenchman could feel it. Oh, of course, the four people started thinking. The nice blonde thought:

“That Frenchman must’ve laid his hands on the fat woman mistaking her for me in the dark, so she hit him.”

The fat woman thought:

“He must’ve laid his hands on the blonde and she slapped him.”

The Frenchman thought:

“That Englishman must’ve laid his hands on the blonde and in the dark, she mistook me for him and slapped me.”

The Englishman thought:

“I hope we come to another tunnel soon so I can hit that French swine again.”

And last but not least;


Joke number 3:

Erm...that’s it. Here is the last joke you will see in my book folks. Enjoy:

Did you hear about the Irish shoplifter?
He was found dead under Asda.