Now to waste more time. And on with Mr. Bob's idea:

The Sixth Book of Lenny...........

And the Reincarnated Lenny was told that minus pH was impossible.
And Lenny argued with Mr. Bob.
And Mr. Bob gave Lenny a Chemistry lesson.
And Lenny laughed.
And Mr. Bob said: "OK then smart arse. Make a -pH acid."
And Lenny said: "OK, I will."
And Lenny walked up the stairs tp the Chemistry lab.
And in the Lab, Lenny failed to make a -pH acid.
And Mr. Bob laughed.
And Lenny ran out in a huff.
And Lenny stood on a rather large thumbtack.
And the thumbtack stuck in his foot
And Leny hopped around, trying to get it out.
And he hopped towards the stairs.
And Lenny fell down the stairs.
And he fell down a floor.
And then another.
And a third.
And he fell on a poor orphan girl.
And the poor orphan girl broke his fall.
And Lenny was unharmed but from a rather large thumbtack still in his foot.
And so it was that which was the Sicth Book of Lenny.

(ideas by: Mr. Bob. All books of Lenny copyrigted (C) now and forever more. 10% of all proceeds from Book Sixth go towards Mr. Bob's new cot. Another 1% goes to the orphan girl. The rest goes to the Vatican for some strange reason. None of it goes to Lenny, and so he creates more rubbish to torture the innocent until he is given something for his work).