I'm getting bored, so I thought I'd revive the thread.

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Let's see..........

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PSYCHO: He he he. Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho.

SCIENTIST 1: Guess what scientist no. 2.

SCIENTIST 2: What's that scientist no. 1?

SCIENTIST 1: I do believe, scientist no. 2, that he (pointing to psycho), is a pyscho.

SCIENTIST 2: And why do you think that scientist no. 1?

SCIENTIST 1: Well for a start scientist no. 2, he has got psychopath written on his hat.

SCIENTIST 2: Well I'll be. Well done old boy.





There are three stages to drunkeness:

1. Everything is piss funny. You see a toilet and laugh at it. Wait, hey toilets are kinda funny. He he he. Toilets.

2. The Professor stage. You act as if you know everything, coming up with weird theories and statements, only one or two of which people like.

I FOUND MY STAGE OF DRUNKENESS. YAY!!!

3. Paranoia. You think that everyone, including the toilets are out to get you. You alos look at your beer, see instead a giant orange carrot, and fall off your stool screaming.





He he he. Geekstars rap is kinda funny. He he he. Never tried doing chinese raps before. Maybe I should do one about Nixon and Bush. Any ideas anyone?