Here are some good sports ones:

"We talkin 'bout practice, we ain't even talkin 'bout a game....we talkin 'bout PRACTICE. How'm I supposed to make my teammates better by practicin', that's stupid!!!!!!"- AI

no. i don't come off the bench. does the franchise players come off of the bench. do 3-time scoring champs come off of the bench,do MVP's come off of the bench,do first team all NBA players come off of the bench,do all-stars come off of the bench, do olympians come off of the bench,do superstars come off of the bench. no. why should Alan Iverson be the first. More AI

"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse"-Mike Tyson

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."-Jason Kidd

"They sayin 50% of baseball players are on steroids, well I know I'm not so that takes it down to 49% right there."- Rickey Henderson

Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."

Who Delivers ten times out of ten?