No more tolerating these idiots. There different, so let's hate!

Alaskans.

You sea, the Alaskans are lunatics, plain and simple. They eat whale and snow and they sleep in the freezer. Who wants to eat snow everyday? Oh, I tried to help. I sent a helicopter with copies of my book, but they burned in a pile for heat! If the people of Alaska choose to live there, let them, but don't come crying when you're tired of eating penguin and it snows 18-feet a day!!