I'm gonna stand by what I said. Mantra has made an appearance. And said Floor Tile. So, here comes the probably last BOOK OF LENNY.......... in this thread. After this, the thread can crash and burn as far as I'm concerned. I woldn't bat an eyelid if it was deleted from Zelaron forever. The books will be confined to the WRT, and maybe the RPG2K3 forum, being made into a game.

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The Tenth Book of Lenny..........

And Lenny ran until he was away from the funeral.
And so he ran some more.
And he came upon a horse and cart track.
And the horses and carts trotted by.
And some amusing music could be heard playing in time to the trotting of hooves.
And Lenny stepped cautiously into the track, lest he should be run over.
And Lenny muttered to himself: "10 mph. Too damn fast I told them, but would they listen? No? They'll be sorry when they are covered in swelling limbs and rather colourful bruises in the shape of future American President's heads."
And Lenny stood in front of a cart.
And the horse was going too fast (7 mph), and could not stop in time.
And Lenny hijacked it.
And he trotted off.
And the driver caught up with him and punched him.
And there was much rejoicing.
And so Lenny walked to the next town.
And he bought a new house with no floor.
And so he went to the floor tile shop.
And bought some floor tiles.
[But] they had holes in them.
And so Lenny returned to the shop.
And he asked to see the manager.
And manager Mantralord came and spoke with Lenny.
And he took him into the back room.
And there was much screaming.
And the people laughed.
And Lenny came out.
And he was pleased.
And so he went home.
And he fell through his non-existent floor.
And so he died once more.
And so he went to hell once more.
And so he was tortured for ALL eternity.
And he wasn't heard from again.
And the people rejoiced one last time.
And zagggon was happy.
And so were the members of Zelaron.
And so ends the Ten Books of Lenny..........