My friend Brad Hull sits in the back of the class, next to another 'fella with the last name Hull.

My teacher was using him as an example, his last name rather. He was demonstrating how some last names can be similar (OMG!) but got confused...

"You need an ass for holes"

Don't ask me how he confused that, I don't know. Something with "ask" and "hull".

I hope you enjoyed that little analdote.