Hmm...more research...and finally a solution I came up with: Buy a new computer.

It's simple how I got this, really:

First I read your post multiple times because I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about.

Then I thought for a moment. I then went to google and searched for the "Emancipation Proclamation" in the Civil War.

After long hours of reading I found out, Your Computer Is Fucked!

Solution: Buy a new one.

Saavy?