Two guys go on a weekend hiking trip. The first day they travel together, but on the second day they decide to split up and cover more ground. At the end of the day they tell each other about where they went and what they saw and did.

Hiker #1 "I saw so much it was great, I swaw in a spring with a beautiful waterfall and saw the sunrise and sunset and watched the forest animals and soo much more. How was your day?"

Hiker #2 "Mine was even better. I found some old train tracks and followed them awhile until I came upon a beautiful women laying in wait for me. It was love at first sight for me and we started having intercourse in every position I could think of, it was awesome."

Hiker #1 "Thats amazing! How were her blowjobs?"

Hiker #2 "I couldn't tell you."

Hiker #1 "Why not, she didnt give you one did she?"

Hiker #2 "She would've if I had found her head."