You're kidding, right?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Contradictory

con·tra·dic·to·ry
adj.

1. Involving, of the nature of, or being a contradiction.
2. Given to contradicting


contradictory

adj 1: of words or propositions so related that both cannot be true and both cannot be false; "`perfect' and `imperfect' are contradictory terms" 2: that confounds or contradicts or confuses [syn: confounding] 3: in disagreement; "the figures are at odds with our findings"; "contradictory attributes of unjust justice and loving vindictiveness"- John Morley [syn: at odds(p), conflicting, self-contradictory] 4: unable to be both true at the same time [syn: mutually exclusive] n : two propositions are contradictories if both cannot be true (or both cannot be false) at the same time


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