I'm gun-slinging long
Please don't stick me in your favorite bong
Don't wanna get stuck
If I did the doctors would think you're a schmuck

I can help you make babies
When mother catches you holding me she thinks I have rabies
Get your hands off me you stupid prick
I'm not just any ordinary stick

Lots of good times we'll be having together
So just grab your favorite magazine and I'll make you feel better
Don't wanna stress you out don't wanna ruin your day
Just bring me some ladies and I'll get you your pay

Can you guess who I am or are ya too thick
I'll be the first to confess that I'm your dick