Anyone here got chat madness???

10 signs of chat madness

1) You meet someone in real Life and the first thing you say to them is "a/s/l/"?

2) You know what the following initils mean "lol"(laugh out loud) "brb" (be right back)and "rotflmao" (roll on the floor laughing my arse off)

3) You really do "rotflmao at Barry Foy"

4) You Only respond to your chat name. When you mother calls you ignore her unless you she calls you "dwarfer"

5) You Have a net girlfriend/boyfriend, you have never met. And reject the advances of real people saying "Sorry, This hot body belongs to someone else"

6) You light up a cigarette after having "cybersex"

7) In real life when Someone repeats something they have just said, you warn them to "stop spamming or face a booting"

8) On Your Job CV you list "Op on Cybercafe" as previous employment

9) You regard your best friend to be a 38 year old Malaysian Bartender, whom you have never met.

10) You say something meant to be funny in real life and have to hold up a smiley face when youve finished.