Nah. It's all that damn Grand Theft Auto's fault! It's teaching our kids that its ok to kill people and steal shit. ITS A MURDER TRAINING SIMULATION. I mean, look at the realisim! You can take 10 bullets to the face before you die. To steal a car all you have to do is run up to it and pull the owner out. You have a massive arsenal of many guns that probably weigh a total of a hundred pouns, and yet you can call on one and it will appear in you r hand out of nowhere. Can't forget the hookers! Whenever I get injured, I'm sure I can go to a disease ridden prostitute to cure all my ailements.

I hate fuckimg morons.